I seriously have the world’s best readers. Honestly, you guys are hilarious. So a few days ago, one of you sent me a link to this newly invented thong and asked my thoughts on it.
Warning: It’s a picture of a thong so if you are working at some place like a church rectory or worse, Congress, you might want to click on it from home.
I can’t post a direct picture because I don’t have the rights to do that, but trust me, click on the link and you’ll see why I almost peed my pants when I saw it.
After looking sideways at the screen for awhile to figure out how it really worked, I made a few observations.
Observation #1: Those women are totally faking those smiles. There is no way that a wire up their butts evokes that kind of happiness.
Observation #2: I am quite curious why Arizona, California and Oregon jumped aboard carrying them as compared to other states. Is there a direct correlation to which states are now legalizing marijuana?
Observation #3: You seriously must read the testimonial. I can honestly say I’ve never walked around wondering if people are going commando or not. Am I in the minority here?
Observation #4: All the models are touching their hair because they are secretly ripping it out from the pain.
Observation #5: What happens when you go through an airport metal detector?? That is seriously going to make that TSA agent’s day…
What’s your thoughts? Would you wear it?19 Comments