So I’m just going to say this and get it out fast because just saying it makes me crack up laughing. Ok, here I go… I shopped at Forever 21 this weekend. And here’s the kicker – I bought things. I bought four different things. I should point out that I’m 38 years old and FAR, FAR, FAR from ever being 21. I am so far from being 21 again, I was pretty sure they were going to card me and ask me to please find my teenage daughter because I couldn’t possibly be shopping in there for myself.
However, I was. What’s insane is that I actually found a few cute tops that fit boobs that are bigger than pimples. BUT, that’s not the really entertaining part of this story. The entertaining, scary and some-what disturbing part is that I have fashion news to share with all you women. I saw something that I thought I would never see again. I thought the days of this trend were long gone, but it seems to have returned with a vengeance. It’s the….
Hold back your cries. Try to contain yourself. You are under no obligation to run out and buy them. This isn’t like UGG’s or skinny jeans, this phase will pass and we will return to a world where we don’t have snaps in our private parts areas.
Don’t get me wrong, I have fond memories of rocking a body suit and baggy jeans in college. However, that was 1992 people. Let’s progress in fashion, please! If this continues, I fear that we’ll be pegging our jeans and sticking them into our socks soon…
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