I just did the unthinkable.
I found myself singing along to the soundtrack of Frozen.
However, that’s not the bad part.
The bad part is that there weren’t any children in the car when I did it.
I quickly shut it off and put on 50 Cent’s Candyshop to make myself feel a little less… uhm… well…Disney.
However, I have to admit – I liked it when I was singing it. I liked imagining I was Elsa with long flowing hair and the ablility to run away for a bit and not feel cold. It’s 16 freakin’ degrees here in the Midwest so the idea that the “cold wouldn’t bother me” sounds great. Plus, if I could look hot and have some quality time to myself for a little bit, well then hey, that doesn’t hurt either.
I’m also totally jealous for when Elsa becomes a mom someday. How great would it be to freeze a Goldfish cracker before it hit the floor? Or catch vomit midway so you didn’t have to change crib bedding for the third time in one day.
Yeah, these are the superpowers I long for now in life. Forget flying or invisibility, I want the power to stop cleaning before it occurs. And I want to do it in my yoga pants. When are they going to make a Disney movie with that female superhero??