Facebook posts from the week…

facebook postSo a few of my Facebook followers said that I should write a collection of my Facebook posts from the week and put them in a blog post for readers who don’t follow me on Facebook. So hey, I thought I would give it a try.  Here’s a glimpse into my Facebook posts from this week…

Monday: I look so skinny lying down. Gravity rocks… until it is time to pee.

Tuesday: Daughter was supposed to be asleep an hour ago. She just yelled up for me and when I walked into her room, she told me that she couldn’t sleep because something was stuck in her butt. I was scared to look but then realized it was her underwear. Nothing like insomnia due to a wedgie.

Wednesday: You’ve reached a new low in parenting when you tell kids there aren’t anymore chocolate chip granola bars and then sneak into the bathroom to eat the last one.

Thursday: So here’s what just happened. I’m going to lay it all out there. I had a bowl of cheese doodles. I didn’t want my hands to get all greasy with crumbs. So I dipped my head into the bowl and bobbed for one. I got it and inhaled it completely into my mouth. Hands never left the keyboard. That’s how I roll people. That’s how I roll.

Friday: Apple needs to invent the iCrib – a built-in tv on a baby’s crib. At the sound of crying “Yo Gabba Gabba” pops up on the screen. It would blow the sales of the iPhone out of the water.

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  1. I LOVE these posts. Especially the one about your daughter having something in her butt. I cracked up. Kids say things….

  2. Well, now I’m just going to have to follow you on Facebook because this is some funny stuff.

  3. Now this is too cool…love the idea of compiling your Facebook updates…had me cracking up from Mon to Fri…and I agree with the iCrib; now that would be a great buy!

    • Martinis and Minivans says:

      Hey thanks! I’m planning to do it every once in awhile – it’s a fun thing for those not on facebook. All 2 of those people.

  4. michelle says:

    FUN! Thanks for sharing. – signed the gal who is not on facebook

  5. more!!! this saves me time from scrolling down your timeline. not that i don’t like stalking you ;)

  6. So funny! Great Post. Stopping by from Sits Saturday Sharefest. And glad I did! You made me smile.

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